Smiling Bob


Smiling Bob is standing on the handrail,

clutching a girder and gazing

into the rushing river below

Smiling Bob’s hero is unsung

because Smiling Bob is underhung.

“I’ll jump,” he says, to nobody there

a breeze blows by and ruffles his hair

an angel lights on his shoulder and

blows a couple of smoke rings that

are torn to tatters by the wind.

the angel speaks and disappears

leaving Smiling Bob with a male enhancement kit

consisting of transparent fishing line tied to a flat iron

he ties the fishing line to his churlish little weenie

and he drops the flat iron

on the problem of stretching Mr. Pinkie

Ten days later Smiling Bob comes back to town

with a fire hose in one hand and a sword in the other

he takes a job as Santa Claus down at the mall

where all the women want to sit on his lap

and squirm around on what’s missing










Posted: Thu - June 26, 2008 at 02:28 PM