Smiling BobSmiling Bob is standing on the
handrail,
clutching a girder and gazing into the rushing river below Smiling Bob’s hero is
unsung
because Smiling Bob is underhung. “I’ll jump,” he says, to nobody there a breeze blows by and ruffles his hair an angel lights on his shoulder and blows a couple of smoke rings that are torn to tatters by the wind. the angel speaks and disappears leaving Smiling Bob with a male enhancement kit consisting of transparent fishing line tied to a flat iron he ties the fishing line to his churlish little weenie and he drops the flat iron on the problem of stretching Mr. Pinkie Ten days later Smiling Bob comes back to town with a fire hose in one hand and a sword in the other he takes a job as Santa Claus down at the mall where all the women want to sit on his lap and squirm around on what’s missing Posted: Thu - June 26, 2008 at 02:28 PM |
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